Stripper Spots Fakes

Lets all meet Michael Harris, 40, of New York. Harris decided to go traveling to peep-show parlor in Gotham City while carrying a load of counterfeit $10 bills. His night was going well until about 5 a.m., until an eagle eyed stripper spotted the fake bills and notified the manager.

Harris then tried to ditch the funny money and bolt from the establishment, but he was caught by the manager and held until police arrived on the scene. Investigators found some more of the fake cash in his boot. Police Investigators say that Harris entered the building with 28 counterfeit notes, which were made on a Ink Jet Printer.

Now the 3 time convict, Harris, was charged with 28 counts of criminal possession of a forged instrument (a felony), but was released after he posted $2500 in bail. His defense was the obvious excuse that he received the fake dough from a friend.

Now police haven’t released pictures of the fictitious bills, but I believed they look like:

Chinese Sex Park

Welcome to Chongqing in China, where a new theme park is scheduled to open soon. Love Land Theme Park, is aiming to address taboos and improve sex education, but some of the residents of Chongqing see it as vulgar.

Now with the parks giant revolving sign could be the reason, but who wouldn’t like a sign to be the scantly dressed lower half of the woman’s body? Maybe the red color of the thong covering the lower half is driving people to think that it’s inappropriate?

The Chinese Sex Park is based off another sex park in South Korea located in jeju. The park Manager Lu Xiaoqing, says that the park is due to open in October and will improve sex education and help adults enjoy a harmonious sex life.

Inside the park, people will be able to view naked human sculptures, giant mock ups  of genitals, an exhibition on the history of sex, and an exhibition of sexual practices in other countries. The Park is also going to be offering sex technique workshops and advice on anti-Aids measures.

Lu told the China Daily, “Sex is a taboo subject in China but people really need to have more access to information about it. We are building the park for the good of the public. I have found that the majority of people support my idea, but I have to pay attention and not make the park look vulgar and nasty.”

Hippies Return to Camping

With Summer approaching and the country knee-deep in recession and states looking at legalizing Marijuana to help with budget crisis, people are starting to scale back on their summer vacation plans. There is a new growth in travel industry, but not the expected cruises or theme parks. The Campgrounds are getting busy and reporting a surge in visitors who can’t or don’t want to spend the extra money on the hotel. Is it cheap or the reemergence of the typical family vacation?

With people changing their spending habits, its easy to see why some are forgoing the luxuries of full service hotels and expensive vacation trips, when nearby hippies are shelling out around $15 for a place that has access to electricity, toilets, and showers. The outdoors allows people to escape the daily news of businesses collapsing, people going homeless in droves, and rich people crying because they can make more money. Maybe the escape to the woods with a tent, good friends, food, and drinks is what people need.

Looking past the hippies, camprgrounds have surged during times when the economy was tanking or tough. Camping  has upgraded since the 60′s and the changes to campers have made staying out in campsites easier. Just plan where you are going and just try to avoide the hippies and the vacation is sure to be a hit.

So You Think You Can Dance?

Lets meet Cody Costantini, 14, of Feasterville, PA., who has been barred from attending a public school dance. Nechaminy school officials tell Costantini that rules will prohinit him from attending the “District Social.” Costantini is a Pennsylvania Cyber Charter School pupil and plans to attend Neshaminy High School next year, is not allowed to attend the end of year dance.

His denial is due to the fact he wasn’t enrolled in a public school this year. This reason is a technicallity of a District Policy. His great aunt Carol Steiner and representatives at the cyber charter school though that the law granted him the right to participate in the extracurricular activities in the home district, if the charter school doesn’t provide them.

Constantini said, “I’m annoyed because I wanted to see all my friends. I miss them. It’s kind of unfair, especially because I went there and I’m going back.” Constantini lives across the strewet from the Poquessing Middle School, which he attended in the past.

Steiner said, “I think it’s mean. I can understand their concerns like political issues around cyber kids taking money from suburban schools, or worried about troublemakers. It’s not open to the public, or other kids. They want to keep it close and neighborhood-oriented. But he’s from the neighborhood and the school. He didn’t leave on negative conditions.”

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