I was going to share the Oscars best and worst lists with everyone, but I was working while the Oscars were airing on the television. Twitter was abound with tweets of who won, if people agreed, or if James Cameron is a douche. I watched it all last night, but for some reason the blood rushed from my head and I forgot everything.

Moving on to Londonderry, New Hampshire where a teacher decided participate in “sexting” with a student of hers. Sexting is the art of sending naked or “provocative” pictures and text to another person’s mobile device.

Melinda Dennehy, 41, of Hempstead, picked a student and sent four messages to one of her 15 year old male students. The student, feeling so loved decided to share these images with some friends. Luckily the police were able to obtain a copy and a co-worker at the school identified her in the picture. The teen age Casanova claims that Dennehy had also kissed him on two different occasions in a classroom.

Dennehy is a mother of two and was ordered to stay away from anyone under the age of 16; after she was freed on bail. She was charged with one felony count of indecent exposure and one count of “Eww Nastiness.”

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We all know that college is synonymous for party, but the students in Sweden are trying to make a bold new stand. rather than getting wasted in dorms or bars, they decided that having beer in the Student Union.

Now wanting to have beer in college is no big deal, but they wanted a local brewery to construct a pipeline of liquid courage to the Chalmers University of Technology Student Union hall.

To make their demand more impactful, about 50 students went to Carlsberg Brewery in Falkenberg and protested the creation of the pipeline. Back in 1959, the Chalmers University Student Union purchased one stock of the local pub, until it was purchased by another company in 2000.

“Hopefully we’ll get a pipeline relatively soon,” student union chair Alexander Westerling told the Göteborgs-Posten (GP) newspaper ahead of his negotiations with the brewery.

The School has been pushing for the beer tunnel for over 50 years and only about 6 feet of pipe has been laid. Not long after the seige of the brewery, they received word from the negotiation table.

“We’ve listened and accepted their demand. We’ll soon start construction on one metre of pipeline,” said Carlsberg spokesperson Göran Orre.

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He’s the Firestarter, Twisted Firestarter

Let’s meet Mark Panko, 48, of Cincinnati, Ohio. He was charged with domestic violence and aggravated arson, due to the fact he shoved his wife and set their home on fire Thursday night.

Firefighters are saying that he lost his cool, because his wife and 4 year old son left him. The fire destroyed the couples house and put the firefighters life at risk. Firefighters believed that Panko was still inside the house and conduced several searches, until they were 100% certain that he was not inside the home.

“One possible theory based on their domestic history is that his setting the fire was revenge,” Springfield Township Fire Chief Rob Leininger said

Panko was arrested in 2003 and was accused of grabbing and pushing his wife around when she told him that she wanted a divorce. A grand jury declined to deliver any charges against him.

Darwinist Heeds the Fall

A 39 year old Polish man tumbled to his death on Sunday in Seaton, Devon. The man was posing for a photographer, as if he was saved from falling off the cliff by a tuft of grass.

The Coastguard was called into the scene for rescue efforts, only to have paramedics declare the mad dead at the scene.

Maddy Davey, Portland Coast Guard watch manager, said: “The 39-year-old Polish man was posing for a photograph whilst holding on to a tuft of grass at the top of the cliffs. The grass gave way and he was seen by some tourists on the scene to fall down the sheer face of the cliffs and land in bushes at the bottom. It was the middle of the day. All the tourists were there, people along the cliff path, who witnessed it.”

She Wants Your Teens…Sex

Now introducing Jacquelynn Faye Fielding, 29, from Marysville, California. She is facing up to 4 years in prison, after being convicted for having sex with a 14 year old Redding, California boy. She was also convicted of annoying or molesting a child and furnishing alcohol to a minor, which are both misdemeanor charges.

Fielding met the boy at a go-kart racing event in Red Bluff and Chico, California. They then developed a friendship using Myspace to communicate. According to Deputy District Attorney Michael Hemker, many of the communications between the 2 revolved around sex.

Hemker also went on to say that after months of conversations, they came up with a plan to meet at a friends house where the family was away for Christmas. This is where she provided alcohol and had sex with the young man. The prosecution was able to copies of the sexual conversations from MySpace, which helped to secure the convictions.

Bizarre Love Triangle

We end our little adventure in Chandler, Arizona. Students of El Dorado High School received terrible news that one of their fellow students was fatally stabbed last week.

Samuel Valdivia, 18, was purportedly stabbed due to being in a love triangle involving one of his teachers. Students of El Dorado spent Monday morning writing down what they would miss about Valdivia.

The man accused with stabbing Valdivia, is Sixto Balbuena, 20, from Tempe, Az. The incident occurred early Friday morning in the house rented by El Dorado High School teacher Tamara Hoffman, 48.

Hoffman has been romantically involved with the former student Balbueno and Valdivia, according to Chandler Police. She has since been suspended by the high school, pending an investigation.

El Dorado High School Principal Ramona Gonzales said, “He was a very well-liked young man, It’s a big loss for us. (Staff and students) are very saddened and devastated.”

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