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Welcome to Iowa, where posting pictures of yourself on Myspace and Facebook, just may lead you to the unemployment line. Abigail Keller, 27, an Altoona reserve police officer was just another in a string of people fired for “questionable” material posted online.

Keller resigned from her position in February after a local business man gave another police officer print outs from her MySpace page. She was in her fifth month of service for the Altoona department after spending three years as a volunteer officer, when the photos surfaced.

Police Chief John Gray said the photograph’s on Keller’s page depicted her in a bar surround by male and female patrons. He said, “In one photograph, she is displaying her naked buttocks or mooning the person who is taking the picture. In another, she is performing simulated sex acts on both males and females.”

Administrative Law Judge Debra L. Wise asked Keller whether she had posted such a photo to her site during a hearing for her unemployment benefits. Keller said that she didn’t post a photo of her with her “buttocks” exposed, but pictures of her “making kissy faces.”

Gray of course disputed the claim of the “naked buttocks” photo’s, because he happens to have a copy of the photo. Gray actually said, “You’re pulling your pants down. Your naked buttocks are showing.”

Keller said that the pictures were posted back in 2005, months before she was a volunteer officer and she thought the site was restricted. Gray was concerned due to other photographs with Keller in Police uniform and that these other photos would be linked to the Altoona department.

Judge Wise wrote in her ruling of the unemployment benefits, “In this technology age, she used poor judgment when she posted these pictures in albums on her social-network pages and naively believed no one but close personal friends could access these pictures.”

Overdue Library Book… Off To Jail

Killeen, Texas is the home of fugitive Victoria Rogers, 21. She has been wanted by the authorities since January 2009 and a warrant for her arrest has been issued.

She says that she wishes she could change the past, but out of fear of being hauled in on the outstanding warrant, she refuses to drive or apply for a job. If she only had returned that darn local library book to the Killeen Public Library, there wouldn’t be an issue.

Rogers said, “I apologized and said I didn’t mean to. I was floored, I couldn’t believe a warrant for a library book.”

Her warrant was issued as a class C misdemeanor. She say that she offered to pay for the book, but the city says it’s too late. The library has records of multiple messages being mailed out and then turned the case over to the city. Her penalty for one over due book… A date in court and a $340 fine. That’s one expensive ass book!

In The Navy!

Welcome to the land down under, Australia. Home of awesome spots like the Sydney Opera House and The Great Barrier Reef, is now how to some sailor scandal.

The Defence Department is investigating claims of Australian sailors engaging in a money for sex competition. Local news station Channel Seven News aired claims that sailors from the HMAS Success ran a contest of who could sleep with the most female crew members.

The sailors kept records in a book they called, “The Ledger.” They assigned a cash value on each of the individual female crew members. They even went as far as too step up the game by making the location where the sex took place as part of the game. Pool Tables and lesbians weren’t off limits, they were encouraged.

“The matter concerning sailors who were returned to Australia from HMAS Success in May 2009 remains under investigation, so the veracity of any allegations has yet to be confirmed,” Defence said in a statement to the Seven Network.

“The individuals were removed from the ship after an equity and diversity health check, which led to a formal inquiry being initiated. During the equity and diversity health check a number of concerns were raised by female crew members. These concerns are now subject to formal inquiry.”

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New Father’s Application for Father of the Year

Let Me introduce you to Christopher Donnie Smith Sr., 41, of Lexington Park. On May 4th the sheriff’s office learn that the man had assaulted his 13 year old son, by shoving the kid down the stairs. To propel himself as the number 1 contender for father of the year, he decided to punch his 16 yr old daughter in the face several time. He finished out his application with taking a handgun and aiming it at his wife and proceeded to tell her, “I’m gonna make you famous, I don’t have nothing to lose.”

What makes his application stand out is the propensity for violence and the fact his son was wearing leg braces at the time of the assualt. This guy is such a winner.

Math Teach Learns the Answer to Pi

Meet Allen James Guerin, 28, from Haines City, Florida. Guerin was arrested for unlawful sexual activity with certains minors. Guerin is married and recently became a father.

Guerin developed a personal relation with a 16 yr old student that he met when coaching cross country, back in August of 2008. He kept contact with the girl via text messages and cell phones. The genius decided that posting about his new found love on his Myspace page was a good idea. He stepped up his game when he started getting physical in Jan.

A few days later of completing his conquest, he told the girl that his wife found out about their relationship, because of the MySpace page and that he had to end it. Then on Thursday, May 7th, the girl asked Guerin what to say about their intimate relationship and he replied with, ” tell them it’s not true, say nothing happened, and deny it.”

Sheriff Grady Judd said, “I do not understand why highly educated school teachers continue to engage in sexual relationships with the students they are entrusted to teach, but I promise that we will continue to put those in jail who take advantage of our children.”

Thowning Missiles at Cops

Justin Keith Campbell, 23, from Georgia is an airman for the United States. He was attempting to get a ride from an Okaloosa Sheriff’s officer, by throwing rocks at the patrol car.

The deputy noted that he had to take evasive actions, so he wouldn’t loose a windshield from Nolan Ryan. The airman was charged with throwing deadly missiles at an occupied car and criminal mischief.

Wii Solves Murder

Johnny Collins, 38, of Miami, Florida is set to be charged with the murder of 40 year old Nestor Estifani. Estifani had his throat slashed after a three-some took a wicked turn.

Police were able to life a fingerprint off the Nintendo Wii, which helped them identify the murder.

The murder was first reported when he was found by his boyfriend Dr. Cody Smith. Smith was returning from a business trip out of town. The house was ransacked, but Collins left the Nintendo Wii behind, which had another man’s prints on it.

The man has a long history of robbery and drug convictions. During his questioning by police that he told them about the drinking, doing drugs, and sexual romp gone wrong.

He told police that Collins told him that he cut the man, “From ear to ear.” Backing the story, police were able to confirm that the man-goo found on Estefani was matched to Collins.

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Tuesdays are the sad day of the week. They really don’t have much going for them, except that they tend to be more destructive than the Plague. Tuesday we get to hear about the destruction that Mondays make. Now, it’s time for the stories from the wonderful world of the interwebz.

Story #1: Coach Micah Grimes was fired after his team lit up another school by a score of 100-0. The reason for the firing wasn’t because they gloated or celebrated and rubbed the victor in the faces of the opponents. It was for not apologizing for the defeat. To think that a coach had told him team to go out and do the best they can and win, only to be told to apologize for the defeat. Covenant School, posted a statement regretting the outcome of the blow out, “It is shameful and an embarrassment that this happened. This clearly does not reflect a Christ-like and honorable approach to competition,” said the statement, signed by board chair Todd Doshier. The Dallas Academy has remained winless during the last four seasons. The academy specializes in teaching students struggling with “learning differences,” such as short attention spans or dyslexia.

My opinion on the situation is to turn around and apologize about a victory and fire the coach for being “Non Christ like,” doesn’t mean to belittle these kids and treat then differently, because I’m sure they wanted to be treated like equals.

Story #2: According to researchers from Harvard University and the University of California, San Diego, have found that our place in a social network is influenced by our genes. They go on to say that part of the genetic pattern is for human connection and help direct us on how to build our social groups. “I think that going forward, we are going to find that social networks are a critical conduit between our genes and important health outcomes,” says James Fowler.

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