I’m Telling You I Did It
Welcome to Kalamazoo, Michigan, where a 27 year old man accidently turned himself into the police after committing a crime on Wednesday.
Kalamazoo officers responded to a breaking and entering call around 4 a.m. and noticed that forcible entry had been used to get into the business in the 600 block of North Rose Street.
Later in the day, the man went to the officer’s sub-station saying that he witnessed the break in on North Rose Street. The winner was drunk and bleeding from his hands and forearms and the officers helped clean the man up, remove some glass, and listen to his story.
He told officers that he watched someone break the window, crawl though it, and then enter the business. He described him wearing clothes that were extremely simuilar to what he was wearing at the time. He then said that he tried to catch the robber, so he crawled through the window and they got into a fight inside the business. After the fight, the criminal fled the building.
Police decided to investigate the man’s claims and the evidence proved the man as the criminal. The man is now at the Kalamazoo County Jail on charges of breaking and entering.
Nazi’s Run In Fear
Time to put on your Indiana Jones hat and look away from the Ark of the Covenant.
The Orthodox Church of Ethiopia says that the patriarch will announce to the world on Friday the unveiling of the Ark of the Covenant. This is probably the world most prized spiritual artifact and archaeological find, which they say that has been hidden away for a millennium.
Abuna Pauolos told news agencies, “Soon the world will be able to admire the Ark of the Covenant described in the Bible as the container of the tablets of the law that God delivered to Moses and the center of searches and studies for centuries. The Ark of the Covenant is in Ethiopia for many centuries. As a patriarch I have seen it with my own eyes and only few highly qualified persons could do the same, until now.”
He went on to say that a Museum is being built in Axum, Ethiopia where the true Ark will be displayed. The Ark has been kept in one church, but to defend the treasure, copies were placed in every Ethiopian church.
If I ever learned something from movies, it is to close your eyes and look away if and when the Ark is actually opened. That and unfortunately if we are in a horror flick, to not have sex or you die. At least its a good way to die, rather than running for 30 minutes only to be decapitated later…decisions.
Stripper’s Stilettos of Justice
Welcome to Atlanta, Georgia, where some strippers have decided to sue Hotlanta, because of a new law that will not let them work in an upscale workplace. A new law was passed that says people who are not old enough to drink, can’t work in clubs where liquor is served.
Five young exotic dancers (politically correct) have taken city to the Supreme Court, so they can keep dancing at the Cheetah Lounge. The lounge is one of Atlanta’s most popular strip clubs, and they make a lot of money off of alcohol sales. These women state that the law enacted is an attempt to target nude dancing spots only.
These five girls were regular showgirls at the Cheetah Lounge back in 2007, when the city passed an ordinance aimed to eliminate under age drinking. The law basically banned anyone under 21 from entering a store that sold alcohol beverages on site, but it exempted convenience stores, stadiums, concert halls and a slew of other places, but not adult entertainment clubs.
Alan Begner, an adult entertainment attorney who represents the five women, called it a right-to-work case. He pointed out that they have a right to vote, right to serve in the military, and a right to sue; but now they don’t have a right to strip. The filed a lawsuit claiming the ordinance was in violation of their free speech, but a judge ruled in favor of the city.
Begner said, “They are adults and there’s no good reason to deny them a right to work, a right to be first-class citizens. Convenience stores are where underage teens go to drink, and that’s where 15-year-old’s can sell to them.”
City attorney Amber Ali Robinson countered the claim by saying that the ordinance doesn’t ban under 21 women from stripping, only from dancing at clubs that make most of their revenue from selling alcohol.
Teacher Knows What Boys Like
Local 7th grade teacher Adrienne Feistel, 35, was having some martial problems and a students family let her move in while the situation straightened out.
She now faces four counts of committing a lewd act on a child with substantial sexual conduct and six counts of lewd acts on a child aged 14 or 15. Feistel would sneak into the 12 year old boy’s room and have sex with him, while the parents were asleep. The sex even continued after she moved out of the family’s home.
The boy, who is now 15, testified that the sexual activity began 2 months into his 7th grade year. He also testified that during some point she was having martial problems and moved in with his family. He said that the relationship made him uncomfortable and he didn’t want to have sex with Feistel.
The Victim said, “She would come in when everybody was sleeping and she tried to kiss me and I wouldn’t. I decided to stop and not do it anymore.”
Links:
It Was Me, I want to Report A Crime
Not Noah’s Ark
Strippers Sue Georgia
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