Bare Ass-ed Busted
Welcome to Iowa, where posting pictures of yourself on Myspace and Facebook, just may lead you to the unemployment line. Abigail Keller, 27, an Altoona reserve police officer was just another in a string of people fired for “questionable” material posted online.
Keller resigned from her position in February after a local business man gave another police officer print outs from her MySpace page. She was in her fifth month of service for the Altoona department after spending three years as a volunteer officer, when the photos surfaced.
Police Chief John Gray said the photograph’s on Keller’s page depicted her in a bar surround by male and female patrons. He said, “In one photograph, she is displaying her naked buttocks or mooning the person who is taking the picture. In another, she is performing simulated sex acts on both males and females.”
Administrative Law Judge Debra L. Wise asked Keller whether she had posted such a photo to her site during a hearing for her unemployment benefits. Keller said that she didn’t post a photo of her with her “buttocks” exposed, but pictures of her “making kissy faces.”
Gray of course disputed the claim of the “naked buttocks” photo’s, because he happens to have a copy of the photo. Gray actually said, “You’re pulling your pants down. Your naked buttocks are showing.”
Keller said that the pictures were posted back in 2005, months before she was a volunteer officer and she thought the site was restricted. Gray was concerned due to other photographs with Keller in Police uniform and that these other photos would be linked to the Altoona department.
Judge Wise wrote in her ruling of the unemployment benefits, “In this technology age, she used poor judgment when she posted these pictures in albums on her social-network pages and naively believed no one but close personal friends could access these pictures.”
Overdue Library Book… Off To Jail
Killeen, Texas is the home of fugitive Victoria Rogers, 21. She has been wanted by the authorities since January 2009 and a warrant for her arrest has been issued.
She says that she wishes she could change the past, but out of fear of being hauled in on the outstanding warrant, she refuses to drive or apply for a job. If she only had returned that darn local library book to the Killeen Public Library, there wouldn’t be an issue.
Rogers said, “I apologized and said I didn’t mean to. I was floored, I couldn’t believe a warrant for a library book.”
Her warrant was issued as a class C misdemeanor. She say that she offered to pay for the book, but the city says it’s too late. The library has records of multiple messages being mailed out and then turned the case over to the city. Her penalty for one over due book… A date in court and a $340 fine. That’s one expensive ass book!
In The Navy!
Welcome to the land down under, Australia. Home of awesome spots like the Sydney Opera House and The Great Barrier Reef, is now how to some sailor scandal.
The Defence Department is investigating claims of Australian sailors engaging in a money for sex competition. Local news station Channel Seven News aired claims that sailors from the HMAS Success ran a contest of who could sleep with the most female crew members.
The sailors kept records in a book they called, “The Ledger.” They assigned a cash value on each of the individual female crew members. They even went as far as too step up the game by making the location where the sex took place as part of the game. Pool Tables and lesbians weren’t off limits, they were encouraged.
“The matter concerning sailors who were returned to Australia from HMAS Success in May 2009 remains under investigation, so the veracity of any allegations has yet to be confirmed,” Defence said in a statement to the Seven Network.
“The individuals were removed from the ship after an equity and diversity health check, which led to a formal inquiry being initiated. During the equity and diversity health check a number of concerns were raised by female crew members. These concerns are now subject to formal inquiry.”
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