I guess the earthquakes in Haiti and Chile have drove people mad. I was going to write about the parents in Korea who let their kid starve to death over a virtual child, but I figure that will be talked about enough. So we will keep this post in the wonderment that is the United States of Crazy.

Nicole Slama

Quo Nightclub Co-Owner Gary Malhotra decided to corner

Nicole Slama in a storage closet and “forced” her into letting him use her body as a coke table. He couldn’t convince her to let him use her ass, but her should would be acceptable.

Slama has now filed a sexual harassment suit for a low; low cost of $3.5 million in damages. She was originally working at Applebees, but the tips weren’t enough for her. She had a family friend helped her land her job as a cocktail waitress at club Quo. Slama said that Malhorta had offered her coke on a couple different occasions (which is a sign of a bad place to be working in my opinion), but on December 6th, he just wouldn’t take NO for an answer.

Nicole Slama

Malhorta being the gentleman that he is, pushed her into a closet and demanded to do a line off her crack. He told Nicole, “I want to sniff it off your

ass. You have a great ass,” while grabbing her ass. After she declined, he turned up the classy charm with, “OK, off your breast then,” of course while he was copping a feel.

Slama declined again and told him “I really don’t want to. I want to leave right now. I want to go right now!” Malhorta wasn’t to be denied and said, “Off your shoulder then. You have to let me, ’cause you work for me.”

After he got done snorting his coke and licking her shoulder and neck, she slipped out of the club and reported it to the cops. Malhorta was convicted on charges of sex abuse, forcible touching and harassment.

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The earth has been shaking like a 5 year old kid with a brand new snow globe. Sadly, the snow just doesn’t float around and everything is okay. The Earth is being served like a James Bond Martini… “Shaken, not Stirred.”

Back in January the country of Haiti was shook to it’s core and its country destroyed, after being hit with a 7.0 earthquake. It was less then 10 miles from Port-au-Prince. The depth of the crater left at the epicenter was about 8 miles deep.

Then in February, Chile then was rocked by an earthquake measuring 8.8 in magnitude. This earthquake was 900 times more powerful than the one in Haiti a month earlier. It shook the world so hard it changed the world’s axis. The crater left at the epicenter of this quake is 27 miles. luckily it was 70 miles away from Chile’s second largest city, but the destruction was still immense.

Chile vs. Haiti

Now in March, Taiwan was hit with a 6.4 earthquake. Damage to buildings and bridges were present. Residents in Taipei say that they were able to feel the quake over 155 miles away.

So has the magnitude of the earthquakes increased due to global climate changes? Could the sudden changes in the “green” energy movement, be behind the dramatic increase in magnitude levels? We will leave the answers to the kids at M.I.T, when they’re done partying on Spring Break.

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