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Meet Brandie Michelle Gilley, 22, of Crestview; who decided that it was a good idea to have sex with a 15 year old boy. Around the middle of December, she climbed into bed took off his clothes and gave him some oral (which still counts Bill Clinton). After that she decided to take control and proceeded to have her way with him.

The deed was done and the trolling begun. She told the boy that he couldn’t tell anyone of their “relationship,” or they would both be in trouble. The boy didn’t tell a soul (and its no wonder why by the picture)…

Gilley was boozing around with the boy’s mother and spilt the beans about the love connection. She then she lied in an interview with the police about the incident. A week later she was arrested and is due in court on April 6th.

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Welcome to Dade City, Florida! Thursday evening, Genoveva Amacenda-Velona, was arrested for DUI and has created a possible new Drunk Driving category.

She's an innovator when it comes to DUI

She was caught with her own party station in the car. She had half a bottle of Cuervo and the sliced limes on the console, but no salt anywhere to be found. The other odd part of her setup was the two kids that were taken along for the ride. The kids aged 7 and 9 were wearing seatbelts, but that wouldn’t save them from the crazy that is their mother.

She was originally being pulled over because her passenger side headlight was out and it was 7:30 at night. The Deputy got another surprise when he got to the window. Amacenda-Velona’s blood alcohol level was 0.233, which is freaking three times the legal limit. Since Amacenda-Velona doesn’t speak English, she told police through an interpreter that she only had 3 or 4 beers at a friend’s house.

Amacenda-Velona, 30, is being charged with Child Neglect, DUI, No Registration, and of course not having a Valid Driver’s License. She was also nominated to be the first ever recipient of the Driving Under Mixed Alcohol Stupidity award, also known as a DUMAS Award. It is pronounced Dumb Ass…

This Mother is a Dumbass

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Let me introduce you to Dustin Carr, 28, of Sycamore Township. He is a suspect in a police pursuit that injured an office, because he “thought it would be fun.” Unlucky for police, he is on the run again, after escaping custody earlier today.

The original pursuit started when Office Doug Boland, 20, of Deer Park pulled over Carr’s vehicle for suspicion of driving under the influence. While Boland was conducting a field sobriety test, that is when Carr allegedly took off on foot.

Boland chased down Carr and after a short while tackled him to the ground. During a scuffle, both men received minor injuries with Boland injuring his knee and Carr hitting his head and injuring his eye. Both men were taken to the hospital and Boland was treated and released.

Police returned to the hospital to take him straight to jail, but somehow after being treated he was able sneak out undiscovered. Police are going to charge him with OVI, Resisting arrest, and fleeing. He we be facing additional charges once the police catch Carr.

Sex Offender Isle

Traveling to Miami, Florida where there is a growing community of sex offenders that are “being forced” to live as outcasts because of Miami’s strict sexual predator laws. The members say that the city ordinance prohibiting sex offenders from living within 2,500 feet of where children congregate. They say that there is nowhere to live except the airport, under causeways, or the Everglades.

Osvaldo Castillo, 29, was convicted of molesting a 6 yr old child says, “People call this place a camp, like it’s pretty and fun. It’s not fun at all. We are living like animals and trying to make the best of it.”

Carlos Martin, was convicted of exposing himself to a 15 yr old, said “Now, we gotta be our own city and every attempt we’ve made to fight this has failed, so we have to make this work.”

Back in 2006, there were seven convicted rapists and child molesters registered in Miami-Dade County living in tents and shacks under the Julia Tuttle Causeway. Now officials say that there are over 65 men and one women in the colony.

Everyday Superhero

A Mariemont police officer didn’t have time to think, when a Land Rover headed towards him and a pack of Flying Pig marathon runners on Sunday morning. Keith Lewis, 37, jumped on the hood and then swung himself in to the passenger side of the vehicle. Another bystander pulled the emergency brake and Lewis shifted the car. The woman driving the Land Rover was having a seizure at the time of the incident.

Lewis has been a member of the Mariemont police department for the last four years. He said, “It was instincts, just pure instincts. I didn’t have time to think about what was happening. My main thing was trying to stop the car before it went right through the crowd. It was just the adrenaline and trying to put in practice everything I’ve learned.”

Lewis was just 3 hours into an extra traffic detail when the Lan Rover came barreling down upon him at 10 miles per hour. The SUV was stopped just a one hundred feet from the intersection. Mariemont Police Chief Richard Hines said, “Lewis happened to be in the right place at the right time and did everything right. It could have been a very different outcome. But it’s just one of those things where we have a happy ending, and I’m glad.”

Google Going Green

Mountain View, California is the headquarters for Google, Inc. brought in a herd of goats to cut the grass, rather than running lawnmowers. Google went on to say that the goats weren’t employees, but felt they were “entitled to a free organic lunch.”

Google said that it wanted to make a “low-carbon” approach with the goats. They even said that cost of the goats was equal to using lawnmowers, but the goats were “a lot cuter to watch.” Google is not the only company to use goats to graze the ground, Yahoo the other search engine also uses cute goats.

Amazingly PETA had to make a comment about the Youtube video clip saying that they had no problem with letting the goats eat some grass, but are concerned with how they were transported and whether they had enough shelter and water.

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Ashley Biden’s ex boyfriend is trying to sell a tape of the current Vice President’s daughter snorting cocaine at a party. The New York Post’s lawyers have seen the video say that the video shows woman with light skin and long dark hair taking a straw and snorts a line of white powder. Apparently at one point in the video she talks about her dad.

Death to Casual Friday

Welcome to Fort Lauderdale, Florida. David Daley was placed on administrative leave back in January due to a taking casual Friday to an extreme. Dailey stripped down to nothing but his socks and walked into a coworkers office. He was seen earlier in the day with a sign that said “It’s Friday” and another sign that read, “Let’s get naked.”

Daniela Metz signed a waiver of prosecution, she states that she wasn’t looking to get anyone into more trouble. The police report shows that Dailey had gradually progressed in his passes at Metz. Back in mid January, Metz was looking at body waxes and Dailey saw it on her PC. Later in the day, he called her into his office, where he purportedly had pictures of naked women on his computer that had “waxed themselves.”

Throughout the next week, Dailey made more passes at Metz, which she ignored. Then casual Friday came along and Dailey called Metz’s office and told her “I will do it if you do it..” in which she replied “Go Ahead.” It was after the 6 times she told him to go away that he decided to show back up stripped down to his socks. When city officials found out about the incident, Dailey was put on administrative leave, only to resign on Feb 2nd.

Wife’s Affair with a PlayStation

Carol Cannom, 46, was stabbed to death by her partner of 30 years. Malcolm Palmer, 62, was kicked out of his own bedroom due to his wife’s obsession with a PlayStation unit and a copy of Grand Theft Auto.

They originally bought the PlayStation for their son, but Cannom was quickly addicted to playing the game throughout the night. Prior to the attack, Cannom told Palmer to start looking for a new home and threatened him that he would never see his kids again. Palmer was convinced that she was having an affair and attacked her with two knives.

Their 10 year old son contacted emergency services, where operators were able to hear the struggle in the background. Soon after Palmer picked up the phone to say, “I’m sorry. I think I’ve killed her.”

Wrong Way to Teach a Child

Sandra Kaye Ingraham, 60 and her daughter Kelly Sandra Ingraham, 28 of Kelmscott pleaded guilt to assault on a four year old boy. Both child care workers told the boy that they would, “chop off his willy” and allegedly held a knife to the child.

They state that they were trying to “shock” the boy so that he’d stop exposing himself at the daycare center in Perth. The mother and daughter had threatened him on three different occasions.

“Each assault was constituted by responsible ladies holding a knife to the boy,” Mr Glustein said.The assaults were serious despite the pair’s lawyers describing them as “mid-range” in severity, Mr Glustein said.

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Louisiana was trying to help another company keep open the old Pilgrim Pride chicken processing plant. P.E.T.A. opted for a different solution. They tried to get the state to open a “Chicken Empathy Museum.” They wanted the museum to include a playground for kids, that would include cage-like  playscapes.

“I guess the whole thing would be a chicken wing, right?” said Ashley Byrne, campaign coordinator for PETA. “Actually, we did plan to serve faux chickens, vegetarian chickens made from healthy plant protein in the museum restaurant, along with an array of other tasty vegetarian food. As a gift from PETA, part of our proposal was that each visitor 12 years old and younger would have a plush chicken toy with a tag reading, ‘I am not a nugget,’ ” Ashley said.

60 Ft. Do It Yourself Dong

Andy and Clare McInnes thought that April Fools came early when a news company contacted them about a phallic design that graced their newly finished roof. They were delighted that the building crew had just finished with the flat roof on their £1million house.

Their son Rory, 18, decided that he would make his house stand out after watching a documentary on Google Earth. For over the next year only Rory knew of the stand out design, until a helicopter pilot spotted it and hovered over the house so passengers could take photos of it.

Andy said, “It’s an April Fool’s joke, right? There’s no way there’s a 60ft phallus on top of my house.”

When Andy pressed on the kids trying to figure out which made the design, Rory was in Brazil as part of a gap years travel, he could be heard saying, “Oh, you’ve found it then!” (laughing the entire time).

Skateboard Ramp + Dispute = Fire

Welcome to Orange City, Florida. Lewis Smith, 45, repeatedly asked neighborhood man to remove a skateboard ramp from the road near his home. Lewis, neighbors, and the man that build the ramps were found by Orange City Deputies arguing over the ramps.

Sheriff’s spokesman Gary Davidson said that Lewis was arrested and charged with criminal mischief on Sunday, because Lewis decided that the best way to resolve the ramp issue was to set them on fire. He was released from the Volusia County Branch Jail on his own recognizance.

Paying taxes on sex?

Meet Democratic Senator Bob Coffin from Las Vegas. He has proposed to have a new tax added onto prostitution. He states that the new tax would raise around $2 million a year for the state.

He wants the patrons of both legal and illegal prostitutes to pay an extra $5 per sessionunder the new bill he created. A lobbyist for the state’s legal brothels volunteered to be taxed, in an effort to guarantee their survival.

“I think we will support it,” George Flint, a spokesman for the state’s brothel industry, said of Coffin’s bill. In rural counties of Nevada there are eight major brothels and 17 smaller houses of prostitution, said Flint.

When Coffin was asked about how the state would collect the tax from the independent street walkers, he replied that when the business tax was first implemented, it wasn’t collected from all those required to pay it.

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