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If your father was convicted for downloading child pornography, would you expect to be ordered to stay with him on the weekends? I typically figure that this would come from Florida, but not Australia.

Meet Judge Robert Benjamin, who ruled that two young girls will have to spend weekends with their father, who was convicted for being a Chomo, but they can stay only if the father puts a lock on the door that the children can lock from inside their room.

He also added some other stipulations to the order; like having to have an “adult friend” over when the girls are there and must share the same room, so they can have the “support of each other.”

The argument is that the risk of sexual abuse was, “diminished when they are awake and alert. The girls are at an age and maturity when awake, dressed and together it would be unlikely the father would act inappropriately toward them.” This is the dumbest thing I have read in a long time, and I read a lot of stupid shit!

The father was convicted for filming images of child pornography back in 2007. The Family Court found the father had invited one of the girls into his bed, and had “demonstrated affection toward her in a way that was, in all the circumstances, inappropriate for a child of that age.” Yet it is okay if the two young girls stay the weekend with the man.

Link:
Kids Ordered To Stay With Sex Offender

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New Father’s Application for Father of the Year

Let Me introduce you to Christopher Donnie Smith Sr., 41, of Lexington Park. On May 4th the sheriff’s office learn that the man had assaulted his 13 year old son, by shoving the kid down the stairs. To propel himself as the number 1 contender for father of the year, he decided to punch his 16 yr old daughter in the face several time. He finished out his application with taking a handgun and aiming it at his wife and proceeded to tell her, “I’m gonna make you famous, I don’t have nothing to lose.”

What makes his application stand out is the propensity for violence and the fact his son was wearing leg braces at the time of the assualt. This guy is such a winner.

Math Teach Learns the Answer to Pi

Meet Allen James Guerin, 28, from Haines City, Florida. Guerin was arrested for unlawful sexual activity with certains minors. Guerin is married and recently became a father.

Guerin developed a personal relation with a 16 yr old student that he met when coaching cross country, back in August of 2008. He kept contact with the girl via text messages and cell phones. The genius decided that posting about his new found love on his Myspace page was a good idea. He stepped up his game when he started getting physical in Jan.

A few days later of completing his conquest, he told the girl that his wife found out about their relationship, because of the MySpace page and that he had to end it. Then on Thursday, May 7th, the girl asked Guerin what to say about their intimate relationship and he replied with, ” tell them it’s not true, say nothing happened, and deny it.”

Sheriff Grady Judd said, “I do not understand why highly educated school teachers continue to engage in sexual relationships with the students they are entrusted to teach, but I promise that we will continue to put those in jail who take advantage of our children.”

Thowning Missiles at Cops

Justin Keith Campbell, 23, from Georgia is an airman for the United States. He was attempting to get a ride from an Okaloosa Sheriff’s officer, by throwing rocks at the patrol car.

The deputy noted that he had to take evasive actions, so he wouldn’t loose a windshield from Nolan Ryan. The airman was charged with throwing deadly missiles at an occupied car and criminal mischief.

Wii Solves Murder

Johnny Collins, 38, of Miami, Florida is set to be charged with the murder of 40 year old Nestor Estifani. Estifani had his throat slashed after a three-some took a wicked turn.

Police were able to life a fingerprint off the Nintendo Wii, which helped them identify the murder.

The murder was first reported when he was found by his boyfriend Dr. Cody Smith. Smith was returning from a business trip out of town. The house was ransacked, but Collins left the Nintendo Wii behind, which had another man’s prints on it.

The man has a long history of robbery and drug convictions. During his questioning by police that he told them about the drinking, doing drugs, and sexual romp gone wrong.

He told police that Collins told him that he cut the man, “From ear to ear.” Backing the story, police were able to confirm that the man-goo found on Estefani was matched to Collins.

Links:
Father of the Year

Math Teacher Fails

Missiles at Cops

CSI Wii

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On April 6th of this year, new regulations will go into effect that will allow women, who undergo the In vitro fertilization (IVF) to “nominate” anyone to be their baby’s father on the birth certificate.  Now this new regulation means that the mother could name another woman to be listed on the birth certificate.

The new regulation will also mean that the “father” doesn’t have to have any type of relation with the mother. Critics of the regulation think that women may name their best friends or the name of father could be named “second parent.” They say that the ‘father’ that is listed on the birth certificate would have to consent to being placed on the document.

This new regulation was part of the Embryology Bill passed by the British Parliament last year and will effect roughly the 2,000 women who use IVF yearly. The new rules state: ‘The women receiving treatment with donor sperm (or embryos created with donor sperm) can consent to any man or woman being the father or second parent. The only exemption is close blood relatives.

Baroness Deech, a former chairman of the HFEA, said the practice would lead to the ‘ falsification of the birth certificate’. She said: “This is putting the rights of the parents’ way above those of the child. It is absurd that anyone can be named as the father or the second parent.”

Only time will tell how many children that will have Barrack Obama, Brad Pitt, and George Clooney listed as the father, since its starting in the United Kingdom, maybe there will be a few with John Cleese & David Beckham.

Link to the rest of the story:
Name Your Dad

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Sorry for the delays in posting. I was overwhelmed with this weekend, but enough of that. This last weekend was a Japanese Culture Festival in Phoenix, which apparently meant that we needed a CosPlay display.  I will be uploading some of the photos that I took over the weekend.  There just seems to be something odd of a 6ft. cat wandering around a crowd of people…

Today’s stories were a tough batch to choose from, since there has been a lot of stabbing and maiming. As always, there are links at the bottom to the full articles. Also, if you want to you can leave a comment on this article. Happy Fat Tuesday!

Her Hair is Smoking

An Evansville woman decided that the easiest way to get rid of her lice was to wash her hair out with gasoline. A fire crew was called to the scene after the gas fumes were ignited by a water heater. She was taken to a local hospital and has suffered minor injuries. I can’t wait to see who she sues to buy her a replacement wig, while her hair grows back out…

Now You’re a Man

Adam Wilson of the ripe age of 16 was charged with assault and possession of marijuana after his arrest on Friday. His father took a 30 pack of Budweiser away from the kid sometime earlier in the week. For actually caring, his son rewarded him with a stab to the neck with a penknife. When the son asked the father to pay him for the 30 pack, Thomas Wilson (aka Father) refused, that is when the kid struck and then fled from the home.

Take Off the Hat or I’ll Stab You

A 58 year old father and 19 year old son got into an argument Sunday when the son refused to take his hat off while in church. The father upset, walked out to the car and grabbed his knife. He decided to prove that the lord works in mysterious ways, by stabbing the kid in the left butt check and then fleeing the scene. The son was taking to the hospital for treatment.

Damn that’s some Hot Stuff in that Trunk

Cincinnati Police have decided that they will try to use 1990’s terms to help people. Their new campaign for auto theft education starts tomorrow and the winning slogan is, “Lock it or lose it, put your junk in the trunk!”

Lt. Mark Biede of the Cincinnati Police department said, “Could be cd’s, ipods, briefcase, suction cup left on windshield, cell phone, when breaking into cars, if they got the charger they look for what goes with it also.”

This new campaign will look to include bait cars with cameras, educational e-mails, and more cops walking the beat and/or working undercover.
Now that is a horrible car robber, if he breaks into a car to steal a suction cup. They should just turn themselves in at that point.

Robber: “Finally, I was tired of all those iPods. Now I can finally hang my Garfield up in the back window again.”

Links to the stories:
My Hair is like Wooh
Responsible dad stabbed by son
Hat-stabber
Bastards stole my suction cup

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