Chris Brown is saying that when Rihanna tossed a cell phone at him, she “attacked him.” Its a 6 oz. phone and its not going to hurt that much, its no excuse for what he did to her. He entered a plea of “self defense” at his arraignment.
I mean its not like Rihanna is a Ninja who had a sword, she tossed a cell phone. Next thing you’ll know it will be an insanity plea.
My name’s Chris Brown and I live in myself and thanks to Nickelodeon for letting me win another award from Kids and being a “good” role model.
Tough Times Calls for $3 Showdowns!
Daniel Winter, 26, called a friend to pick him up at 3 a.m. after spending all night at Calendar Girls in Port Richey, FL. Ashley Decicco, 18, and her boyfriend Shaun Nater, 30, picked up Winter and then headed over to the nearest Burger King for some late night grubbing.
As they head home on U.S. Highway 19, Ashley asked for $3 in gas money. Winter was sitting in the backseat of the car said no, because Rent was due. The 2 argued until Winters smacked Ashley while she was driving the car.
Nater decided that it was time to act and punched Winters. Winters, being a resourceful man grabbed a fish tank that was sitting in the back seat and started to hit Nater with it, but Nater still fought back. Winter then grabbed a beer bottle and started to strike Naters with it until he was able to wreslte it away. Since turn about is fair play, Naters took the bottle and beat Winters until the bottle broke.
Ashley with quick thinking pulled into a Denny’s Parking lot and called the police. Both men were arrested and charged with battery with a deadly weapon and have a $10,000 bail.
Fish Store Smells like Death
Pet Plus USA received a surprise in there delivery on Tuesday morning. An employee for the store attempted to pick up a delivery of exotic fish on monday night, but was turned away when he couldn’t provide correct id.
Tuesday morning Mark Arabia was successful in picking up his delivery from US Airways. When they got back to the Philadelphia store, they opened the package to find a dead body inside.
Jon Kenoyer, 65, was on his way to Lifequest in Allentown for research on Alzheimers. His body was eventually sent to the research facility. “At first, I was in the state of shock that they messed up to begin with, I wondered where he was going or how he got there,” Kenoyer’s widow Mary Ellen said. “And then I started to laugh because he was one that always did practical jokes and I said this was the last joke on us.”
Your Laws Don’t Apply Here. I Make the Laws
Scott Witmer, 44, from Allen Township walked into to a Northhampton County Court wearing a Coors Light Sweatshirt and decided to deliver the best defense possible.
Witmer told Judge Leonard Zito, “I don’t live in the state of Pennsylvania. I am a sovereign man.” He was arrested back in August of 2008, after police were called out to his home on Adams St, due to a domestic violence call. He allegedly drove drunk from his home, while police where still at the residence filling out paperwork, after the officers warned him not to drive the car. He was also charged with lack of insurance, non legal plates and driving on a revoked license.
Witmer submitted a 20 page legal motion in December that backed his defense. he stipulated that the charges against him were unconstitutional and a “blatant act of Tyranny. Judge Zito asked that James Connell represent Connell later in the day when his bail hearing would be held. “I’m alarmed that you may be a danger to yourself or our community,” Zito said. The judge also ordered Witmer to undergo a psych eval, which Witmer replied with a witty reply, “I’ve already had five of those done on me in prison, it’s no big deal.”
Witmer had been free on unsecured bail. Zito set the new amount at $25,000, with $2,500 needed for release.
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