Mario Lavandeira, 31 also known as the self renowned “Queen of All Media,” has taken over the Internet with the claim that he was assaulted. He states that during an after part celebration at the MuchMusic Awards, he was approached by Black Eye Peas Member Will.I.Am, who jumped into his face and began a tirade about him not liking the band and about writing about his band. After a light argument ensued, Perez Hilton (Mario) says that he got sucker punched and started bleeding.

It all started earlier in the night when Perez and Fergie talked at the club Ultra during an after party, which Will.I.Am was djing. Apparently the discussion between Perez and Fergie was bad enough that Will.I.Am got upset that Hilton has such an effect on Fergie.

Both groups ended up at Cobra for another after party held by Universal Music. This is where Hilton and Will.I.Am run into each other and the argument ensues. The video looks like it picks up at the latter part of the argument when a very loud Hilton is heard saying, “How am I not being honest?”

A lot of background noise then a very clear Perez Hilton is heard calling Will.I.Am a “Fucking Faggot.” Followed by the ohs and damns by a scatter of people. Then for the next 45 seconds, its laughing and people being told to go back inside.

Perez says on his video, “I was not want or trying to antagonize him. I thought I would say the worst possible thing that thug would hear. Knowing that it would set it him off.” On the way out of the club, Perez goes on to say that the manager of the Black Eyed Peas Sucker Punched him, after Will.I.Am. was waiting outside the club for him.

Actual Video of Argument, thanks to TMZ:

Perez now busted open under his right eye was afraid, because his eye “might be falling out of his head” and he was in shock. He then rants that they were following him back to his hotel, even though the group was staying at the same hotel. Hilton felt that his safety was in danger, so he decided to call 9-1-1 (which works in Toronto). Since the police where handling actual emergencies, he reached out to twitter. He asked all his followers to call the police and it was his, “cry for help.”

Since the incident, Toronto Police have charged Polo Molina for assault charges. Molina turned himself in and has been charged with assaulting Hilton, Toronto Police Constable Tony Vella said. Molina is due in court Aug. 5.

Will.I.Am had posted a video on dipdive.com with a detailed accounting for what happened throughout the night. Which can be seen here:

Hilton made a video blog recounting the incident and its full of emotion. The 11 minute video rant goes from covering the situation to insulting and swearing of Will.I.Am, Polo Molina, and Fergie. If the use of Twitter was a “cry for help,” then what is the video?

After watching both accounts and then watching the video from the actual event. Its hard to feel sorry for Perez Hilton, especially after verballing assaulting someone. It is one thing to get into a argument and then someone punch you, but to push the scene by purposely insulting the guy to get him worked up… Hilton is not a victim, but an accomplice.

Perez Hilton is now a walking hypocrite after using a gay slur on Will.I.Am. If the shoe was on the other foot, there would be picketing, boycotting, and mass emailing calling for a public apology from Will.I.Am and the Black Eyed Peas. Especially after the verbal assault Hilton let loose on Carey Prejean due to her answer that he asked about marriage. To top it off Hilton loses any credibility as a positive figure in the gay community.

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