I like big people and finally realized that some of them have benefitted from being big. So while going through the process and refining, I come to realize that some perks to being a bigger person than the typical person.

They are lucky because nobody immediately sits next to them on the bus. I think the people that do are cannibals, attracted to the sweet scent for whatever snack they just ate. I wonder if cannibals prefer them, because they would have different flavors, like steak, cake, cupcakes and pies.

I think heaven will be full of the bigger people, because they are fluffy like the clouds. They also know that the other person they are with isn’t concerned about cheating, due to the fact big isn’t a hot commodity and this isn’t the 1700′s when big meant money.

Big people get the down side due to clothes. I mean big people in Hawaiian shirts; kind of have that look of a giant garden.  I wonder if the bees are attracted to them, because they look like a flower and smell like honey?

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