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So the Olympic are almost over and in the beginning it was being called the worst Olympics ever, but was it the worst ever. After the horrific crash during the luge practice runs, it seems that many have seem to changed their views on the Olympics in Vancouver. The Canadians came with a plan and it has been executed flawlessly so far and all that’s is left is to close things off with a bang.

Canada’s event is going so well that they ran out of condoms at the Winter Village. The medals are being awarded and “proper” celebrations are underway. According to the health officials they have already provided 100 thousand to the 7,000 Olympians. Health officials have ordered “emergency” supplies for refilling their supplies.

According to the records, the Vancouver Olympic medals are among the heaviest in the history of the Olympics. The medals are all of different weights, but the heaviest comes in at just over 20.3 ounces. The medals weight probably less than the weight of all the condoms provided.

Relay

Apparently Canada isn’t just happy by having the most gold medals during the events, but they also want to earn the Gold in the Bed Vault, Pillow Pull, and the Sheet Shuffle.

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