Scientist says that over time we evolve as people and beings all evolve, but apparently we never learn. Johnathan Hurst ,22, went missing in the middle of January. It was more than two weeks before local authorities noticed the accused criminal went missing.

Missing Man

Hurst had to be caught in an elaborate sting operation by the Lancaster Police Department. He posted a bond on January 14th and was ordered to get a GPS ankle monitor, but no one thought it would be a good idea to escort the man to actually get the device. It’s hard to believe that no one thought how hard it was to catch the criminal, only to ask him politely to get the device installed. It gets worse, when Assistant Prosecutor Erin McLaughlin decided to make a statement with, “Hopefully he will turn himself in before long.”

As per usual process a warrant has been issued for Hurst’s arrest and his $25,000 bond has been revoked.  Police Chief John Baus tried to say that Hurst wasn’t in custody at the time, so he wasn’t escorted down to have the bracelet installed. The paperwork was filled out and the Fairfield Information Services & Associates was informed Hurst was coming. When Hurst missed his February 1st court date is when Baus contacted the Fairfield Information Services & Associates to attempt bring in Hurst, only to find out of the massive failure on their part. Baus also said that the court should have been informed when Hurst failed to show.

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Feel The Pr0n

Innovation and technology lead to fuel efficient cars and new forms of energy. Nano Technology leads to development of items, but for the internet it looks to porn for media and feature innovations.

AEBN has announced that Webmasters (Superweb Nerds) can now promote internet porns’ most innovative product on the adult market to date…Real Touch. Webmasters can earn money by a flat payout or rev sharing for selling the device and the minutes that the Real Touch customer has to purchase.

Now when you buy this home pleasure toy, you will have to activate it through the Real Touch.com site and then purchase minutes to be used for watching “specially encoded content,” chosen by AEBN in their Video On Demand Library.

Kirsten Price

So men while you’re “hopefully” watching Kirsten Price and using your Real Touch device, this motion haptic device will “synchronize” its movements with your on screen action. The device runs a hefty $199.95, but hey its your money.

“No one else can offer a truly interactive user experience. RealTouch is the future of how adult content will be enjoyed, and webmasters who get in early can cash in on the next big thing. RealTouch is the first hard product to provide piracy-free residual income, and it’s an amazing opportunity for adult webmasters,” says Jerry Anders, AEBN Vice President of Sales and Marketing.

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So long iMovie and iTunes, I don’t need you, now that I have Spankmo mobile. I’m going with the only “adult” media system for my new iPad. That’s right, now I can have one hand handling my feed and the other feeding my app.

Spankmo!

Spankmo Mobile has announced that it is going to be ready for the iPad. That’s right, the cofounder of Spankmo Mobile Alan Westenbroek said, “The iPad has been one of the most-anticipated consumer devices in recent history and we’re excited to announce immediate support. All of our clients’ sites will be ready with a rich, full-screen user experience.”

They are even going to be flashing, I mean displaying the full screen designs at XBiz and the Barcelona Summit Shows. For more information on how to get your porn pad, just go to Spankmo.com. Careful because its made for 18 and over.

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The lovely Mrs. Hendricks

So Christina Hendricks was out again for another wonderful trip down a red carpet. Someone forgot to warn all men about the immediate nose bleeds (Japanese Anime Reference) and sudden blood rushes leading to blackouts. According to local authorities, at least 17 grown men passed out from a sudden and immediate blood rush as a side effect of over using Cialis or Levitra. There were also rumors circling around that young men started to whisper and turn a reddish color in their cheeks.

So after surfing the internet, I came across the most recent pictures and I can’t blame them for passing out. When I saw the pictures myself, I almost immediately passed out…but was luckily able to close the laptop lid in time.

I have provided source materials and I think we should research and see if she is the female version of cryptonite for all men. She has recently began to surface at more publicized events, leading me to believe that she is beginning a plan on World Domination. I’d be willing to hold the “Raw materials,” until proven safe for the rest of Mankind, but I think her husband may have a problem with that.

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The sex tape phenomenon has begun to spread like wild fire or like squirrel aids. First we had to deal with man faced celebrities like Pamela Anderson and Joanie Laurer (WWE’s Chyna). Then it spread to rich and “dirty” fun women like Paris Hilton, Rebecca Gayheart, and Kim Kardashian. It started to get weird when Carrie Prejean released her sex tapes…with herself, but now the sex tape has gone political.

John and Elizabeth

New rumors have surfaced of a John Edwards and former mistress Reille Hunter Sex Tape. Just recently Edwards and his wife Elizabeth had finalized their legal separation, after he admitted to being the father of Reille’s one year old son.

The purported sex tape is being held by an ex-aide Andrew Young, who lost to Hunter in an attempt to put a temporary restraining order. She also demanded that he return her rightful property.

Rumor’s say that you can hear Edwards tell Hunter that he wants to deliver his “Declaration” and wants to deliver it on her “White House Lawn,” but I think that may have a different meaning.

Really? Reille Hunter

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