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So the Olympic are almost over and in the beginning it was being called the worst Olympics ever, but was it the worst ever. After the horrific crash during the luge practice runs, it seems that many have seem to changed their views on the Olympics in Vancouver. The Canadians came with a plan and it has been executed flawlessly so far and all that’s is left is to close things off with a bang.

Canada’s event is going so well that they ran out of condoms at the Winter Village. The medals are being awarded and “proper” celebrations are underway. According to the health officials they have already provided 100 thousand to the 7,000 Olympians. Health officials have ordered “emergency” supplies for refilling their supplies.

According to the records, the Vancouver Olympic medals are among the heaviest in the history of the Olympics. The medals are all of different weights, but the heaviest comes in at just over 20.3 ounces. The medals weight probably less than the weight of all the condoms provided.

Relay

Apparently Canada isn’t just happy by having the most gold medals during the events, but they also want to earn the Gold in the Bed Vault, Pillow Pull, and the Sheet Shuffle.

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Meet Brandie Michelle Gilley, 22, of Crestview; who decided that it was a good idea to have sex with a 15 year old boy. Around the middle of December, she climbed into bed took off his clothes and gave him some oral (which still counts Bill Clinton). After that she decided to take control and proceeded to have her way with him.

The deed was done and the trolling begun. She told the boy that he couldn’t tell anyone of their “relationship,” or they would both be in trouble. The boy didn’t tell a soul (and its no wonder why by the picture)…

Gilley was boozing around with the boy’s mother and spilt the beans about the love connection. She then she lied in an interview with the police about the incident. A week later she was arrested and is due in court on April 6th.

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During this festive time of year with a majority of people cheering for their home country (or country of choice), there seems to be a great gap between the amount of awesomess between the Summer and Winter Olympics.

Winner - Christian Schmidt, 26

Leave it to the German’s to come up with a sport that attracts my attention as well as 14,000 other people. Naked Sledding has created a logistical nightmare for the German Harz region when everyone showed up to watch 30 men and women strip down and race down a mountain.

Why did so many people come out to this quiet part of Braunlage? It was sponsored by 89.0 RTL radio station. The winner of this grand competition was Christian Schmidt , 26, from Blankenburg, but the crowd pleaser was a 70 year old man who stripped and took the hill on by himself.

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Only the Germans (link has Not Safe For Work Gallery!)

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Since the RIAA & MPAA have been declaring war on any file sharing individual and country, they have been successful in scaring U.S. citizens and closing down torrent sites like Napster and Mininova, making them go to a legal and legit peer to peer operation.

Now the RIAA has turned its attention to Canada. Copyright Industries have decided that it’s now time to mettle into Canada’s business, but they want the U.S. government’s help. They are using the government’s annual “Special 301” process to demand that Canada change its laws. They have asked that Canada, Russia, and China be put on a high level “priority watch list”.

They are wanting the US government to tell Canada changes it’s laws and the MPAA, RIAA, ESA, and NMPA demand action.

I wonder if the attack aimed at Canada is due to the countries lack of anticircumvention laws on DRM’s or if its due to the ruling back in 2004 by Judge Konrad von Finckenstein stating that, “the downloading of a song for a person’s private use does not constitute infringement.”

They had the decision overturned in an appeal case of course, and then pointed out that 4 out of the top 10 BitTorrent sites are hosted in Canada. Canadian Copyright Lawyer Howard Knopf pointed out that the copyright law in Canada is tougher than the US with more limited fair use and private copying levys.

These Copyright groups don’t care about a fair system or a balanced system. They want what they consider right to be accepted by everyone around the world. No exceptions.

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Canada Can File Share

Blame Canada

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Oh interwebz, I love how everything is dominated by porn. Since it is February and love flourishes during the month, how about something new. I want you to meet Darteros, which will spring to life this month.

Darteros was looking to fill the final voids by recruiting adult performers to sign on as founding sponsors for the venture capital backed project. Darteros is looking to integrate with Facebook and Twitter, so that a single post will update all simultaneously.

Project chief Fabio Salvadori said, “We felt that Twitter has some limits when it comes to straightforward adult socialization, while micro-blogging by its nature is perfect for dating more than it is for just keeping in touch with friends. Darteros, not only will allow regular users to socialize among each other for dating purposes, but it will also offer adult performers a really efficient tool to target prospects and to increase their fan base.”

So now with my Darteros and SpankMo Mobile, the world will be able to celebrate Valentines one hand at a time.

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